chrissy teigen ( @chrissyteigen ) Twitter Profile


chrissy teigen

de-motivational speaker / I tested positively toward negative


Joined on 11 May, 2009

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Oh I’ll just respond to myself, actually: the point is not how great breast milk is. WE KNOW THAT. the point is FORMULA IS OKAY ... *weeeee are not talking about youuuuuuuuuu*

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Quoted @Salmanpeads

@chrissyteigen Breastfeed is better than formula feed and is encouraged. There are long term better outcomes. There is plenty of good quality research which show this. On the other hand it is not a holy grail which will make your child a superman.

Aaaaah yes thank u good sir, tell me more about your titties

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Quoted @theweeknd

was it save your tears? 🤞🏾🤞🏾


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Quoted @chrissyteigen

Going bonkers trying to figure out a song I just heard twice the morning on the radio. Sounded like The Weeknd but cannot finddddddddd on iTunes. GOING CRAZY, it was on Sirius 47 the heat

was it save your tears? 🤞🏾🤞🏾

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Quoted @THEmichelaa

@chrissyteigen They’ve played Save Your Tears by The Weeknd


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Quoted @alexisswanku

@chrissyteigen Try Calvin Harris, he has a new song with The Weeknd but it’s under Calvin’s name!

Oh man had so much hope just now but no!

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Quoted @caitlincarrickm

@chrissyteigen tweet a voice note of you humming it or something

It was new but sounded 80’s, might have been The Weeknd but might have not, and it’s not blinded by the light !

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Then it played AGAIN as we were going into a parking garage and stopped before we could Shazam. Phew, the anguish

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I have listened to I THINK every weeknd song for a few seconds to try to figure out, to the point where I forget what the song I’m looking for even sounds like AND AM DOUBTING IT’S THE WEEKND AHHHHHH

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the stress of it, combined with the guilt that you cannot do nature's most natural thing for your own baby is too much. I dunno why this is my crusade now. I just remember the sadness I felt and want you to know you are doing it right if your baby is fed, mama.

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I remember pumping my ASS OFF, highest mode, so often, because I didn't trust milk was going into their mouthes if I breastfed. it drove me mad to the point I could only get an ounce. an ounce!

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"normalize breastfeeding" is great. "normalize formula" is great, too! so yeah. that's all! normalize formula! your baby is gonna be BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT, AND OKAY.

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people have surrogates, people have trouble breastfeeding and all you hear as a new, anxious mom is how breast is best.

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normalize breastfeeding is such a huge, wonderful thing. but I absolutely felt way more shame having to use formula because of lack of milk from depression and whatnot.

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ok I'm gonna say something and you all are definitely gonna make it a thing but here goes: normalize formula.

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Arrivederci , bucatini al pesto!

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I’m not kidding. The women who stopped black people from doing basically anything, the Trader Joe’s mask freakers, all the Karens.

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Quoted @TIME

Who should be TIME’s Person of the Year for 2020? Cast your vote for #TIMEPOY here:

Without a doubt: Karens

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Quoted @hausofilia

Someone tell me how @chrissyteigen is in her mid 30s, that woman doesn’t age 🤯🔥

This is so sweet and kind but even my depressed mind knows 35 is *not* old lol

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